so i'm lookin in the mirror tryin to tell myself "fuck you locke"
but i'm too drunk to talk
locke, you're too drunk to walk, stop!
before you stumble and eat shit
see me sittin on your furniture bleeding
i got like one more drink til temporary insanity
hit on your girlfriend and swear at your family
where are my manners, terrible grammar
bad habits that are far below behavioral standards
after a fifth of jack i'm david banner actin in a heinous manner
an accident waiting to happen
just take a gander at the train wreck you can't look away from
keep one foot in the grave, son
drinking like i had a death wish
jimi hendrix chokin on what i had for breakfast
show me the exit scratch me off your guestlist
scribble my initials on your shitlist for calling women bitches
and other brilliant decisions
i was raised in a barn animal farm
my mom's got a cannabis card
she said "don't you concern yourself? you're gonna hurt yourself
last night you were so drunk that you weren't yourself
you shoulda heard yourself"
weed hash green glass need rehab to nurse my health
a fucken alcoholic see me sleepin in a puddle of vomit grindin my teeth
fuck you mike leisz

is my shit together or is my shit together
oh he thinks he's clever
but who fuck is mike leisz? he can't rhyme for shit
let's take his pen away, rip up his page
diggin my own grave
walkin dead population zombie nation
formaldehyde inoculation
a pair of pliers, some razor wire, a hot soldering iron
i got instruments of torture and a bottle of wine
a nice chianti, fava beans, and liver
eatin dinner with clarice
fuck you mike leisz
my lung is black my liver's givin out my blood is bad
i can't figure this out
do you hate me cuz i'm out cold or outspoken
talkin with my mouth full of chewin with my mouth open
view it out of focus with my confidence booster
a history of violence and a promising future
i just do what i do no excuse could be suitable
absolutely looney tunes screws loose in my noodle
he must be brain damaged
actin like a stranger on a strange planet
disobeying protocol he blames it on the alcohol
its got him on a tight leash? whatever fuck mike leisz